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Will you share a silly secret with us? It doesn't have to be true, just silly.

I have a jar of my nail clippings.

Posted - August 26, 2019

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  • 1817
    i like to lift my feet up to my face and chew off my toenails
      August 26, 2019 7:12 PM MDT
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  • 44231
    I wish I could do that. If I tried, someone would have to call 911. Also...very silly.
      August 26, 2019 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 10532
    I put people in the peat moss bog then after 20 years I dig them up and call them Mummy (peat moss bogs have preserving properties). Cheers!
      August 26, 2019 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 44231
    I wonder what the Scotch would taste like using that peat.
      August 26, 2019 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 10532
    Probably similar to how a Newfoundlander would taste. Cheers!  
      August 26, 2019 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 44231
    Not Nova Scotians?
      August 26, 2019 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 10532
    Maybe Nova Scotians too I was thinking Newfoundlanders because they have generations of basting in Nufi Screech (home made rum). Cheers!
      August 26, 2019 7:57 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm not sure but if you grab a bottle of Scotch to wash them down with, I'm willing to give it a try! This post was edited by Merlin at August 27, 2019 9:43 AM MDT
      August 27, 2019 9:37 AM MDT
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  • 22917


    As a fifth grader, I once hid behind our garage, playing in my siblings and my city-in-the-dirt we built for our huge Matchbox cars collection --  playing and hiding, knowing full well it was time to go to my piano lesson.

    I stayed and played until I knew for sure it was too late to go to my lesson (even though I lied to my parents, saying I had lost track of time).


    Image result for boy playing with matchbox cars

    EDIT: Oh well -- the picture I wanted to post won't post; yet, somehow, leaving the above description words I used to find potential images -  - somehow I like them without the image, too. So, no new picture -- but the words-only description stays.
    :)

     
    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at August 27, 2019 9:37 AM MDT
      August 26, 2019 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 10026



    I just picture it with a few more kids surrounding you!  Great story Welby!  How's your piano skills today?  Big Giggles.  I took piano, too.  I didn't like to have lessons, either but they were at my house and I couldn't escape them. :(  I'm glad I was forced to take them, though. :) :)
      August 27, 2019 9:41 AM MDT
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  • 22917
    Image result for boy playing with matchbox cars

    I still play piano a lot. And get paid, ha. I enjoyed lessons, I just remember that particular day I wanted to play in the dirt with the cars. Thanks for posting images! :) I remember both of them in the choices the other day.
    :)

    EDIT: Funny - - I tried to post the same image again - - it will not post. It's a picture of Matchbox cars in the dirt outside.
    :)




    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at August 29, 2019 5:43 PM MDT
      August 27, 2019 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 10026

    It's those minds of ours that go running around in the dirt together..
    Happy! Happy! and You're Welcome. :) :)
      August 29, 2019 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 22917
    "oooo, yeah, baby -- you so dirtyyy!"
      August 29, 2019 7:59 PM MDT
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  • 22917
    Forgot my smiley face on my dirty remark -- but I'm sure you knew I was joking around.
    :)
      September 7, 2019 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 17404
    I'm pregnant...................silly me!!
      August 26, 2019 11:19 PM MDT
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  • 16263
    I'm the right way up. It's you northern hemisphere folks that are upside-down.
      August 27, 2019 12:31 AM MDT
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  • 44231
    That's no secret.
      August 27, 2019 7:12 AM MDT
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  • 16263
    Okay, how about this:
    I molt in waltz time.
      August 27, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • I just play gay so that I can hang close with all the hot girls.


      August 27, 2019 9:44 AM MDT
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  • 22917
    Image result for shocked guy gif
      August 27, 2019 9:49 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    IKR? LOL
      August 27, 2019 9:51 AM MDT
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  • 22917
    :)
    :)
      August 27, 2019 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 2836
      August 27, 2019 9:53 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    No.  I don't find this stuff to be at all silly.

    I find it to be boring and mindless.  

    We have enough REAL stuff, why do we have to make up nonsense.  Farts smell good.  The sky is pink.  I mean really? 

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 27, 2019 10:28 AM MDT
      August 27, 2019 9:45 AM MDT
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