What secret conspiracy would you like to be involved in?

That looks like someone cut up a pan of baked hash and threw it on a loaf.

?  Where's the condiments at least?   Oh, and look at the pathetic attempt at  a sliver of lettuce for FLAVOR.

  That's the roughage. 


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  All those black SUVs with tinted windows  blocking the street in front of your house, the noise of the black helicopters circling overhead disturbing your neighbors, I know exactly what you mean. Grrrrrrr. 
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  So the lust affair with Randall D is ok, right?  ((((Whew!  I thought I’d have to go back to that same no-tell motel where you usually meet me.))))



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And I thought you could keep a secret .

This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 31, 2019 8:19 PM MDT

  I'm not ashamed of you, Baby!  I tell everyone about us!

That explains the satellite surveillance on my hot tub.

  That's old news; I installed it over a year and a half ago.  By the way, you need a new bottle of shampoo.

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