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What secret conspiracy would you like to be involved in?

Posted - August 30, 2019

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  • 52903

      Sandwich-Gate. (((Shhhhhh.)))



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      August 30, 2019 11:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    That looks like someone cut up a pan of baked hash and threw it on a loaf.

    ?  Where's the condiments at least?   Oh, and look at the pathetic attempt at  a sliver of lettuce for FLAVOR.


      August 31, 2019 11:33 AM MDT
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  • 52903

      That's the roughage. 


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      August 31, 2019 12:17 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    In truth, I would rather not be getting a visit from the Secret Service. 
      August 31, 2019 7:12 AM MDT
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  • 52903

      All those black SUVs with tinted windows  blocking the street in front of your house, the noise of the black helicopters circling overhead disturbing your neighbors, I know exactly what you mean. Grrrrrrr. 
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      August 31, 2019 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 44173
    I can't tell you...it's a secret. It has something to do with trans-uranium elements and FTL travel. (Knock, knock. Dang...that was fast.)
      August 31, 2019 7:46 AM MDT
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  • Anything Illuminati- related.
      August 31, 2019 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 52903

      So the lust affair with Randall D is ok, right?  ((((Whew!  I thought I’d have to go back to that same no-tell motel where you usually meet me.))))



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      August 31, 2019 11:06 AM MDT
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  • And I thought you could keep a secret .

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 31, 2019 8:19 PM MDT
      August 31, 2019 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      I'm not ashamed of you, Baby!  I tell everyone about us!


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      August 31, 2019 7:43 PM MDT
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  • That explains the satellite surveillance on my hot tub.
      August 31, 2019 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 52903

      That's old news; I installed it over a year and a half ago.  By the way, you need a new bottle of shampoo.

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      August 31, 2019 10:51 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I am already.  

    Shhhhh…….. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 1, 2019 2:53 AM MDT
      August 31, 2019 11:34 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Remember, you could already be in one.  Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

    Always remember the words of a very stable and dead genius.  

      August 31, 2019 11:40 AM MDT
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    7268
    My BFF planning and coming to take me away, right away.  I dunt vant to be alone. 
      August 31, 2019 1:06 PM MDT
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