I cannot TELL YOU how agonizing it would be to have to massage that guy. I don't mean sexually either. I mean those muscles are like freaking IRON. NO THANK YOU. You would have to pay me quadruple.
Chris Rock hosted the 1995 MTV awards and made fun of Fiona Apple for her angry acceptance speech. She got really pissed and called him a sad, burnt match LMAO I live for that stuff