My better half asked me to bring her a pad - I handed her one of those. She wasn't impressed.
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Cricket I should have known, I would have taken you for a Footballer.
I have for years tried to understand Cricket, just plain eludes me. Why my friend spent £250 on a custom made Bat is again elusive. Any game which takes 3 days to determine a winner is a bit goofy as well
Five - and sometimes even then the match is drawn. Cricket is chess to baseball's checkers. Like Vegemite, you have to grow up with it or you'll never get it.
We play an odd brand of football here - ever seen Australian Rules? It's either that or one of the rugby codes. European football, or soccer, is mostly played by immigrants.
Heavier than Hockey pucks?! I have been hit by hockey pucks. That is no picnic. Getting the edge of the puck in the head hurts like hell and bleeds like a stuck pig