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If two women compete with each other to spend the weekend making mustard sandwiches for me, what's the best way to choose between them?

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Posted - September 7, 2019
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  • 53503

      No, because then she would escape, and I wouldn't get any sandwiches at all . . . hey, wait!

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      September 7, 2019 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I would choose anyone that can make two slices of bread and mustard taste good.  


    What the heck is a mustard sandwich?  




    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 8, 2019 9:26 AM MDT
      September 8, 2019 1:09 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      Mustard sandwiches are Jaimie’s specialty. She hasn’t yet progressed to ham and cheese or tuna on wheat, but with proper training, I can get her there. 


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      September 8, 2019 9:26 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    You mean she's ahead of me in sandwich-making skills?  Ugh !

    Look!  I made you a mustard AND ketchup sandwich!

    You know what else it has?


    ...wait for it!!!


    RELISH!!!!




      September 8, 2019 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Is that relish domestic or imported?

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      September 8, 2019 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    How should I know?  I didn't look that close at those little plastic packets I got at the gas station before I squeezed the relish out onto your sandwich.

      September 8, 2019 8:55 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Hey, wait!  The gas station?  Those condiment packets have been there since Julia Child had a cooking show!

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      September 8, 2019 9:06 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Wait until tomorrow!  I've decided I'm going to add a little south-of-the-border flair to your sandwiches!  I also grabbed a handful of taco sauce packets while I was there!  iole!
      September 8, 2019 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Excuse me, but someone is calling for me from the next room. I have to go. 
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      September 8, 2019 9:27 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Have a contest:
      September 8, 2019 12:13 PM MDT
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