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The main event at the concert is the band "Salty Peppers and the Shakers"; your band is opening for them. What's your band's name?

(Be creative, be funny.)

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Posted - September 12, 2019
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  • 17599
    Act III
      September 12, 2019 12:39 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    The Main Course
    Comfort Sounds
    Round One
    Mashed Potatoes
    Southern Gravy
    Vegetarians on the Loose
      September 12, 2019 5:57 AM MDT
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  • 16791
    Carn E Vaugh and the Vegans
      September 12, 2019 6:03 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    Meatloaf auditioned for them but it didn’t work out, right?

    :|
      September 12, 2019 6:53 AM MDT
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  • Colin Flower and the Flavorless Five
      September 12, 2019 6:18 AM MDT
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  • 53509

    The lead singer is Brock Oley and Russel Spouts has drums, right?
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      September 12, 2019 6:51 AM MDT
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  • 23577

    Mad Season





    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at March 16, 2020 11:54 PM MDT
      March 16, 2020 10:26 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Their lead singer is Spye C. I. Lends, no?



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      March 16, 2020 10:23 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)

    Actually, Mad Season is a real group. I thought their name might fit your question. :)
    One of the best albums I've heard is their "Above."
    Layne Staley of Alice in Chains was the lead singer on the album.
    :)

    This is one of the songs on the album, "River of Deceit"




    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at March 17, 2020 8:05 AM MDT
      March 17, 2020 8:04 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Thanks; I wasn’t aware that it’s a real group/band. I’m not in touch with modern-day mainstream and/or indie music artists or groups. 
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      March 17, 2020 12:35 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    You're welcome. 

    Yeah, after trying to think up some fictional band names, I thought it'd be fun to maybe look through real bands and singers I like. :) 
    Spye C. I. Lends could fit in well maybe! :)
    And maybe fill in for Staley, now that he died.
    Actually, I know very little about Mad Season, other than guys from different bands got together under the name "Mad Season." I highly recommend giving the entire "Above" album a listen. A great late-night listen to me.
      March 18, 2020 7:26 AM MDT
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  • 23577

    Morton
      March 16, 2020 10:27 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Their fans are known as “Grains”, I’ll bet. 

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      March 16, 2020 10:24 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    :)
      March 17, 2020 7:58 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    I'm calling my band the To Go Boxes.  We're not just opening, we're the only band that'll be performing for a while.

    Sorry, Salty Peppers and the Shakers, you and your touring partners, Ketchup Mustard and the Bottles, are banned indefinitely from being on stage by the health department.   Yeah, I know, sad, isn't it?
      March 16, 2020 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      Your band’s lead singer, Baron Shelves, and the guitarist, Cash Ear, are probably the ones who tipped off the health inspectors, right? 

    :(
      March 16, 2020 11:35 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    The health department says Salty Peppers can still perform if he ditches the Shakers and goes with the Packets instead.  What?  You have something against the Packets?  This isn't still about that time they opened for you and made a mess all over the place, is it?





    This post was edited by Livvie at March 17, 2020 8:06 AM MDT
      March 16, 2020 11:53 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      Somehow, my act won’t be the same without my Shakers. I can’t go onstage unless they’re there . . .


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      March 16, 2020 11:59 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Umm, they won't be performing tonight anyway.  They just came down with headaches and nausea for some reason.





    This post was edited by Livvie at March 17, 2020 8:05 AM MDT
      March 17, 2020 12:08 AM MDT
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  • 53509



      Oh, I’d better go comfort them!  Quick, hand me my flask of massage oils, cancel our appearance! (And don't wait up.)

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      March 17, 2020 12:22 AM MDT
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