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Jane S

Ladies, if Randy D is approaching you, what do you have in your handbag to distract, appease or deter him?

 

Posted - September 12, 2019
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  • 8214
    I have a canister of spray mayonnaise just for him. 
      September 12, 2019 8:07 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Excellent. It's good to be prepared.
      September 12, 2019 7:38 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      That’s just plain cruel. Grrrrrrr.

    :(

      September 13, 2022 8:19 AM MDT
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  • 46117




    And it's portable!  Ain't America wonderful????


     This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at May 14, 2020 9:34 PM MDT
      September 12, 2019 8:26 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    It does lack subtlety though. 
      September 12, 2019 10:13 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    That will draw the very unsubtle Randy like a magnet.  
      September 13, 2019 12:52 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Grrrrrrr 
      September 13, 2022 8:20 AM MDT
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  • I don't have a pony in this show but Jane this question is hysterical.
      September 12, 2019 9:10 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Oh come on.  You have a purse.  PLAY.  
      September 12, 2019 10:09 AM MDT
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  • And the thigh high boots to match, sweetie.  LOL!
      September 12, 2019 10:12 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Thatt'a  girrrrrl.  
      September 12, 2019 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Thank you. 
      September 12, 2019 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    A whole mess of grammar and spelling errors. I just toss them on the ground and go, knowing the time he spends collecting and editing them all will buy me enough time to hightail it out of there. 
      September 12, 2019 10:21 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Good one. It could keep him occupied for days.
      September 12, 2019 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I thought you cared!
      

      September 13, 2022 8:21 AM MDT
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  • 11112
    All you would need is a card that say's - you are getting to close which would be a turn off because it didn't say - you are getting too close. Cheers!
      September 12, 2019 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are a stable genius.

    CHEERS!
      September 12, 2019 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 11005
    Make that 'Your getting to close' and we'd never see him again.
      September 12, 2019 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    Ya or - If you can reed this your to close. Cheers!
      September 12, 2019 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      (say’s says)

      
      September 12, 2019 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    Da blaw blaw?
      September 13, 2019 9:45 AM MDT
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  • To distract...A MIRROR
    ???? 
      September 12, 2019 7:03 PM MDT
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  • 11005
    Nice one. 
      September 12, 2019 7:41 PM MDT
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  • It was my first thought. All the question marks aren’t me second guessing myself, I forgot to use Amug emoji and used phone emoji. They turn into freakin question marks.  
      September 12, 2019 7:44 PM MDT
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