I know, right? You just keep teasing me and teasing me and teasing me. All winking and wiggling but no action. This is ridiculous, exactly how much longer do you think I’m going to wait around while you string me along . . . hold on a second, hold on, my phone is ringing, I’ve got to take this call.
“Hello? Yes, I’m Randy D, who is calling, please? Jane? Jane who? JANE S??? Is that really you, Dear? I can’t believe this! You’ve dropped all the restraining orders and you’re ready for me now? Why yes, of course I will, Baby Cakes, I can be there right away. I’m leaving right now. How’s that? Am I busy, you asked? No, not at all, never too busy for you, my Pumpkin Pie. No, nothing much, I was just surfing the internet checking out tilde futures and the latest on the grammar front. AnswerMug? No, I don’t log on there much these days. But back to you inviting me over. I’ll be there in a jiffy. Jamey? Who’s he? I’ve never heard of the guy!”
Wait, it‘s all over with Jane S anyway. It turns out she was just joking around with me to see if I would take the bait. The Assistant District Attorney was listening to the phone call and now I have yet another new charge of violating the restraining orders. Sigh, I know it’s entrapment, but she bakes cookies for their office and washes their cars every other Wednesday.
You will take me back, right, Jaimie?
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This post was edited by Randy D at September 22, 2019 7:38 AM MDT
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