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They make olive oil by crushing olives. How do they make baby oil?

Posted - September 26, 2019
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  • 5391
    Baby oil is a purified form of mineral oil that is distilled from crude oil. 
      September 26, 2019 4:28 AM MDT
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  • 16829
    And the whistling sound you hear is ...
      September 26, 2019 4:37 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Another one of your alleged ”jokes“?  
    I stepped over it. Keep your day job. 

    I answered your question. Now you know. You‘re welcome. This post was edited by Don Barzini at June 21, 2024 1:08 PM MDT
      September 26, 2019 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Oh wonderful. " Here kid, have a little billion-year-old slimy crap all over you. Let's get that skin cancer started early." 
      September 26, 2019 7:48 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    You get it. 
      September 26, 2019 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    They give Baby an oil can and then put him/her on the nipple ....the little squirt can then get going :)  
      September 26, 2019 4:39 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    They spin olives in a centrefuge to get the oil fron them now..:)
      September 26, 2019 4:47 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Can they enrich it to weapons-grade?
      September 26, 2019 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 17614
    That add fragrance to mineral oil.  That's about it.
      September 26, 2019 8:23 PM MDT
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