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If a someone makes a sammich in a forest and there's no Randy D to eat it, is it okay to put mayo on it?

Posted - October 24, 2019
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  • 46117
    If he is not there for that?  Then he is dead.  So, who would be crass enough to put mayo on a sandwich ever again?   What kind of friend are you? 
      October 24, 2019 12:56 AM MDT
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  • 16843
    He's not in every forest everywhere all the time. It would leave him no time to stalk Jane.
      October 24, 2019 2:10 AM MDT
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  • 53531

      Wait, you’ve seen Jane and you didn’t tell me?  Which way did she go, man, which way did she go?  I can’t believe you’d do this to me, you know how much I like her!  What kind of friend are you?


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      October 24, 2019 6:18 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    Mayo is gross.
      October 24, 2019 8:13 AM MDT
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  • 34486
    Miracle Whip.  
      October 24, 2019 8:15 AM MDT
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  • Miracle Whip is Satanism.
      October 24, 2019 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 34486
    No, Miracle Whip is good stuff.  It is a Miracle after all. 
      October 24, 2019 12:02 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I love it too. IT IS TANGY Mayo.  Really good on a lot of stuff.
      October 24, 2019 12:05 PM MDT
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  • 44660
    Mayo, Miracle Whip AND Vegemite. Wash it down with a beer and an espresso for dessert.
      October 24, 2019 1:22 PM MDT
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