I'd tell him, sorry sir, but we're fully booked for the next two years, and then show him the appointments schedule kept specially for dealing with unwanted types.
I can guarantee that the response would fall under the "Wrong Way." Wouldn't you love to be a fly on the wall during a conversation where Trump is told "No"? LOL
Yeah, I know he's reacted badly to anyone who tells him no - sacking his advisors etc. But I'd do it anyway. No matter how ignorant he is of the law, it still applies to him.
You could promise him a happy ending but when he rolls over say - oh sorry you have to be at least this big for happy endings then hold up a baby gherkin pickle. Cheers!
Most likely I'd Rub him out ,given all the bad press he's forever given....why do people get suckered in so easilly....It's no different here in England....We have a blonde haired chuber that's as stupid as he looks...:(
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