You’ve just taken a bite of food that turns out to be MUCH hotter than you expected, it begins to burn your mouth. Do you . . . ?

A. Suffer

B. Quickly spit it out to preserve your precious membranes 

C. Swirl it around inside your mouth to avoid burning just one part of it 

D. Gulp it down the gullet as quickly as possible; the throat, esophagus and gut can handle the inferno better than the pie-hole can

E. Drown it quickly with the nearest available beverage, whether room temp or icy cold

F. Two or more of the above 

G. One of the above combined with another answer that isn’t already here

H. None of the above, a different answer entirely 


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