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Why can’t I own and operate a midget brothel? Why?

Posted - November 10, 2019
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  • 11112
    Because you might be  possessed by an Amish ghost that would unplug your red lights. Cheers!
      November 10, 2019 5:05 PM MST
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  • Lol, oh yeah. I forgot about my Amish ghost. He ruins EVERYTHING -_- 
      November 10, 2019 5:08 PM MST
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  • 2836
    The short answer is, "There is none"
    Had you posted this in AdultMug, you would have received a much different response.




      November 10, 2019 5:19 PM MST
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  • bah! I’m not in the adult side...I’m too immature ;)
      November 10, 2019 5:22 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Are brothels legal in Canadia?
      November 10, 2019 5:45 PM MST
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  • I haven’t looked into it that far...I’m guessing no. 
      November 10, 2019 6:24 PM MST
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  • 53509
    You 
     Because you know that Randolph D could not and would not be able too to enjoy himself there.
     
      (By the way, quit trying to pass me off onto other women. I’m yours and you’re stuck with me. Deal with it. Grrrrrr.)



    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at November 11, 2019 8:20 AM MST
      November 10, 2019 5:59 PM MST
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  • I’m not passing you off I’m just renting you out...unless you want to up those alimony checks??? OKAY!
      November 10, 2019 6:24 PM MST
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  • 11005
    As long as it's the brothel that's a midget. Because if it is the clientele or the employees who are midgets you would probably get sued for discrimination. 
      November 10, 2019 6:03 PM MST
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  • Gawd, can’t even run a midget brothel without the SJW’s on my back -_-
      November 10, 2019 6:25 PM MST
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  • 5451
    The woke police might have a problem with it but also, the owners of the midget bowling alley don't want you competing them so they're paying off the zoning board to keep you out.  Sorry about that.   I think you should be allowed to have your brothel.

      November 10, 2019 7:04 PM MST
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  • Lol, I’m going to combo it with midget sex and bowling!!! I’m going to SO RICH! 
      November 10, 2019 7:15 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Most guy's I know  wouldn't stoop that low to get their leg under I reckon....unless the've  all been on shorts all night that is..  :( 
    This post was edited by Nice Jugs at November 10, 2019 7:29 PM MST
      November 10, 2019 7:24 PM MST
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  • I work with mostly men, so I’m like a fly on the wall. TRUST ME... they would stoop that low low low low.

      November 10, 2019 7:27 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Are you saying that they would bend over backwards to assist you     Lol
      November 10, 2019 7:37 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I’m not a midget though... borderline but not quite 
      November 10, 2019 7:41 PM MST
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  • 14795
    You are aware that they must dwarf you when they all grow up and become " Big Boys" for a while....Heheu 
      November 10, 2019 7:49 PM MST
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