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Hello:

Why are farts funny?

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Posted - December 2

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  • 4469
    Because sometimes they sound like police sirens - A eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy A eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy A eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Cheers!
      December 2, 2019 12:55 PM MST
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  • 44129
    Because they come out of your butt and smell and make noise.  


      December 2, 2019 3:18 PM MST
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  • 26572
    You said yours didn't smell because of your diet. I forget nothing I see here.
      December 2, 2019 3:25 PM MST
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  • 44129
    I don't see any reference to coming out of my butt.  
      December 2, 2019 3:27 PM MST
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  • 3507
    Hi Sailor

     You have a memory longer than the longest fart I’ve let. 

    excon
      December 3, 2019 7:29 AM MST
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  • 26572
    And I can smell it with one nostril tied behind my back.
      December 3, 2019 10:24 AM MST
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  • 26572
    Only when set on fire by drunken frat boys. Sorry...no video.
      December 2, 2019 3:26 PM MST
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  • 11985
    Because in American terminology, it's a Gas to perform in public and to come out with someting unique yourself butt not neccassarly original....
    This is a type of humour that that famous American old film portrayed perfectly ...it was called I think...(Gone with the Wind) ....it was so good ,it just blew me away....it did cause a bit of Dis'stain at the time it first airing at the cin'enemas ....it caused a right stink when first aired , but think you've gusted that by now.....
    :( 
      December 2, 2019 10:37 PM MST
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  • 11985
    I have two little neices ,both sisters....there is less than a year between them....they walked from berfore one year of age....
    They both fart a lot and look for eye contact with any adult standing close by , the laughs and giggles from them both ,have everyone fall'ing about in hysterics .....me and me mum included....hehe 
      December 2, 2019 10:43 PM MST
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  • 8714
    Other people's reaction to them. It's hilarious.
      December 2, 2019 11:59 PM MST
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  • 11985
    To create a stink about nothing is almost unheard of unless it's quite loud ......:) 
      December 3, 2019 1:09 AM MST
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  • 26572
    If you don't think this is funny, you are dead.

    This post was edited by Element 99 at December 3, 2019 10:28 AM MST
      December 3, 2019 10:26 AM MST
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  • 181
    farting in the elevator with a lot of people

      December 3, 2019 12:11 PM MST
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