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Benedict Arnold

If a train painted purple travels north at 75 MPH in July with a female conductor, how many donuts can an evangelical eat before Kwanzaa?

Posted - December 10, 2019
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  • 2836
    The answer is Potatoe

     This post was edited by Jon at January 9, 2020 6:59 PM MST
      December 10, 2019 7:45 PM MST
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  •   December 10, 2019 7:58 PM MST
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  • 5391
    One clarification, please.

    Are the donuts on the train? 
      December 10, 2019 7:57 PM MST
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  • I am highly amused by that being the only clarification you needed about that mess.  LOL!.
    No, the donuts are not on the train.  Krispy Kremes are however available for purchase in the train station diners at various stops along the way.
      December 10, 2019 8:07 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Not for nothing yous guys, If that train is headed north it's probably Dunkin Doughnuts
      December 10, 2019 9:47 PM MST
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  • See the source image
      December 10, 2019 9:50 PM MST
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  • 2836
      December 10, 2019 9:56 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Tree Fiddy

    Image result for pics about tree fiddy This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 9, 2020 6:58 PM MST
      December 10, 2019 8:47 PM MST
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  • 2836
      December 10, 2019 9:51 PM MST
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  • 46117
    And of COURSE you knew to make him black too.  You are insane.  LOL

    South Park was definitely a show for pot heads.  No one else would put up with it.  

    I loved it.   They were geniuses.  

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 9, 2020 6:58 PM MST
      December 10, 2019 10:32 PM MST
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  • 23577
    Trying to figure out the answer to your question but this guy got on the purple train with me and for some reason, I can't think straight.

    ;)

    Image result for hot man on a train This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at January 10, 2020 11:36 AM MST
      January 9, 2020 6:58 PM MST
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  • 53509

      I, on the other hand, want the woman who’s wearing the glasses!


    ~
      January 10, 2020 8:54 PM MST
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  • 11108
    Nobody told me that there would be math when I joined AM so I'm going to just guess and say 47. Cheers! 
      January 9, 2020 7:05 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Fun fact: In Numerology, 47 is the assignation for Potato
      January 10, 2020 11:50 AM MST
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  • 23577
    Hi Jonny Goat - -According to my alert list, in the past day you posted four new posts on this thread but this is the only one that looks new to me from my memory of posting last night on this question. Did a bunch of your posts get deleted? In the past week, I've seen almost countless posts/treads I'm involved with get deleted.

    Hope you're great!
    :)
      January 10, 2020 7:22 PM MST
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  • 2836
    You're very observant, Welby! lol
    I've been having double thoughts about all my posts having edits. So rather than going back in and doing that, I have deleted them and reported. I'm terrible about proofreading sometimes.  I'm sorry if I caused some concern, but If I deleted something and yours went with it, I do apologize
      January 10, 2020 7:47 PM MST
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  • 23577
    Oh, cool! Thanks for helping me out, Jonny Goat! I feel a bit better. It's all good about editing yourself. Thanks for saying I'm observant. :)  I'll take a compliment whenever I can, ha!

    And I just got done posting another question with something that struck me strange on the site. Maybe I'm simply being paranoid or something. :)
      January 10, 2020 7:51 PM MST
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  • 2836
    I'm pretty good at not deleting my own comments if someone else had replied because, well, you know, they go poof!!!

    Maybe we posted at the same time? Simpatico! lol
      January 10, 2020 7:57 PM MST
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  • 23577
    :)
    :)
    Ha!

    If you get a chance, maybe check out my new question I just asked/posted -- maybe you can help on that one, too :) -- No biggie, though. 
    :)
      January 10, 2020 7:59 PM MST
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  • 2836
    I answered it. 
    *giggle*
      January 10, 2020 8:00 PM MST
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  • 53509

      It depends entirely on which shade of purple. Details, man, details!  You can’t get past me with these trick questions, Dude(tte). 

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      January 10, 2020 8:51 PM MST
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