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Discussion » Questions » Holidays » What do you want for Christmas?

What do you want for Christmas?







Posted - December 14, 2019

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  • 28517
    I want all the Christmas music to go away in the stores. I want all of the Salvation Army bell ringers to go away. I want all of the Christmas advertisements on TV to disappear. I want Santa's reindeer to appear as a roast on my table. This post was edited by Element 99 at December 14, 2019 10:09 AM MST
      December 14, 2019 12:49 AM MST
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  • 11475
    I understand.  Fortunately, the radio station I listen to doesn't play 24/7 Christmas music - only one song every once in a while.  Most of my shopping is done on line, so the songs in the supermarket don't bother me.
      December 14, 2019 8:11 AM MST
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  • 28517
    Maybe some good klezmer tunes.
      December 14, 2019 10:08 AM MST
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  • 11475
    That would be great in the Walmart Supermarket. :)
      December 14, 2019 12:17 PM MST
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  • 3781
    My two front teeth. 
      December 14, 2019 4:15 AM MST
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  • 28517
    I only need one.

      December 14, 2019 10:11 AM MST
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  • 200
    VR beat saber

      December 14, 2019 11:51 AM MST
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  • 3388
    Absolutely nothing.

    This year will be a little unusual in the Ari and I have accepted invitations from different friends
    He'll be at a picnic by a waterfall (probably bone-dry in this drought) where his friends will be jamming with guitar, tabla, djembe, kora, ngoni, sax and flute.
    I'll be at Dede's place for lunch (each brings a dish). Each of us will bring a performance offering.
    I'll be performing Lantana...

     

    When I first saw you look at me, I had no doubt

    that you loved my tutu skirts, flaring, swirling out,

    my red, orange, yellow, my soft or flaming pinks,

    my long, arched stems, that step from side to side,

    wild hip twists in wind whistled kinks,

    as my loins astride your legs let the rhythms ride. 

    Strong, spicy musk was my invitation 

    to join in propagation.

    What a partner you turned out to be

    when, from South America, you first smuggled me.

     

    Oh, you could keep me tamed in cooler, temperate climes;

    you could prune me, hedge me, and plait me into vines.

    But I’m the hot lady — whom only frosts can kill.

    By my sweet black berries, my colonial will

    calls every Fairy-Wren

    to spread my seeds where ere she comes to sit

    and nurture them with sweetly fertile shit.

     

    So here in hotter, wetter climates, I am queen.

    Though I wear flamboyant flowers, seductive as Lambada,

    if you eat my leaves   you’ll get runny, poopy scours,

    and you’ll be puking sick for endless hours.

    I will taunt you — be your bane — for I have no enemies,

    no  real  foe  among your arsenal  of natural remedies.

    I am the fragrant honey pot, the femme fatale Lantana,

    the comely, fecund, weedy lady 

    who claims your forests shady.

    I will never rest ’til I have won.

     

    227 words —at lambada tempo = 1.9 mins to read at rate of 119 beats per minute

      December 14, 2019 5:13 PM MST
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  • 28517
    Wow...I don't know how to respond to that. It is genius. Stir me up, then try to kill me. Yikes.
      December 14, 2019 5:57 PM MST
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  • 4894
    Well I want my 2 Grandkids parents to try and look like they believe me when I tell them that I did stick to the $50 per kid max and that I got it at a 991/2 percent off sale that's why it seems like so much for $50. Cheers and happy weekend!
      December 14, 2019 5:33 PM MST
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  • 509
    My deepest wish is that my husband, who had a second stroke  4 days ago and learns to walk again in a Rehab Clinic 40 miles away, will be home at Christmas and does some steps on his own.
      December 14, 2019 5:37 PM MST
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  • 1180
    I hope we all set aside our Internet-fueled-and-enabled differences to wish your husband and you the best as he tries to recover. That's a tough situation to endure. Be well.
      December 14, 2019 5:39 PM MST
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  • 509
    Thank you!
      December 14, 2019 5:42 PM MST
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  • 28517
    Oh, my. I wish you both well.
      December 14, 2019 5:52 PM MST
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  • 509
    Thank you!
      December 14, 2019 5:59 PM MST
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  • 28209

    No better wish could have ever been made!
    ~
      December 15, 2019 2:49 AM MST
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  • 509
    Indeed. Thanks!
      December 15, 2019 6:19 AM MST
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  • 1171
    I want to achieve my goal(s) , like create my own company and make money....

    i want to travel to some countr(ies) and have good time there.

    i also want a girlfriend, but it got to work. I dont want someone that will ditch me after 2 weeks or something like that .
      December 16, 2019 1:52 PM MST
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