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Have you made up any new jokes in the New Year yet?

I just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with your beer (tables have legs). Cheers and Happy New Year!  

Posted - January 1, 2020
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  • 46117
    I don't make up jokes.  I make funny commentary.  

    CHEERS!

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 2, 2020 12:23 AM MST
      January 1, 2020 5:26 PM MST
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  • 44649
    So these two muggers, a black guy and a Jew go into a bar-grill. When asked what they would like to order, the Jewish guy says "A Mogen David" and the black guy says "A sammich with no mayo." The guy says " we ain't got that stuff here". They pull out grammar books and beat him to a pulp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
      January 1, 2020 7:18 PM MST
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  • 16829
    Just the old standards. Like "I can throw away my glasses now because I can see 2020", and " I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten since last decade."
      January 2, 2020 12:00 AM MST
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  • 13395
    New year eve is my last chance to do all the things I resolve not to do in the new year. 
      January 2, 2020 12:28 AM MST
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