Discussion»Questions»Home and Garden» Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now.
There is 2 things - I don't want to say what they are because it might incriminate me but I can say they rhyme with Kong and Rick. Cheers and happy first weekend of the New Year!
1). I’m upstairs in the master bedroom, so I can’t see the coffee table, which is downstairs in the living room. 2). I ain’t about to crawl out from under my warm blanket just to answer this for you. 2a). If Jane S had posted it, I would have run down there by now. Naked, if need be. (I’m jes‘ sayin ‘.) 3). I think I can answer this from memory, so no need to budge. Two or three magazines, a fake plant, a doily under the fake plant, today’s incoming mail, a candy dish half full of chocolates ‘coz Ran-Ran cain‘t stay away from them, a carpet rake, and the cashier‘s check to pay the $5,750 bi-annual dues for Tilde Collectors’ Guild of Northern Hemisphere International. 4). Notice there are no sandwiches mentioned? You haven’t been doing your j.o.b.; I’m going to have to report this to Jane S as soon as she gets home. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Who is this “Jane S” person you keep blithering about? I don’t even know of anyone named “Jane S”! Frankly, it sounds made up to me. Now please excuse me while I go down to the corner store for a pack of cigarettes. What do you mean you know I don’t smoke cigarettes? Of course I smoke cigarettes, I have for years! (Cough, cough.)
Er, um, did I give you permission to invite Glis over when I’m not home? Did you even ask for my permission? I would hate to think that I work harder to make this relationship work than you do. Grrrrrr.