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Benedict Arnold

Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now.

Posted - January 4, 2020
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  • 53509

      Oh, I see. I guess I’m not supposed to know that something seems suspicious, is that it?


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      January 4, 2020 7:30 PM MST
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  • I never put mustard on for him... he’s into the mayo. 
      January 4, 2020 7:36 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Wow, you’d stoop that low?  I don’t think I can see you any more. Bye. 


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      January 4, 2020 7:47 PM MST
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  • It’s glis‘ fault! I don’t know what happened.. IT WASN'T ME! 

    Im still getting my check next month right??

      January 4, 2020 7:51 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Hey, wait . . . I thought you said he hasn’t been here in months?  That’s a freshly-emptied jar!



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      January 4, 2020 7:56 PM MST
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  • Just Cos he hasn’t been “here” in months,  doesn’t mean he hasn’t been here in months...I have to go clean the floor. don’t worry about it. ... “clean up mayo in aisle 1!! “ 
      January 4, 2020 8:01 PM MST
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  • 53509


      What are THESE?  Exactly how many guys do you have trooping through here?  Grrrrrrrr. 

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      January 4, 2020 8:07 PM MST
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  • 34272
    I do not have a coffee table. 
    My end table has a glass and a bottle of water on it.
      January 4, 2020 6:56 PM MST
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  • Seriously? I thought all people had a coffee table. Why don’t you have one?
      January 4, 2020 7:00 PM MST
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  • 34272
    We had one years ago. I cannot remember what happened to it. (Broken??) But have just never replaced it.
    I never thought about it, but everyone does have one (except me lol) 
      January 4, 2020 7:39 PM MST
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  • I’ve never been in a house that doesn’t have one... I wa starting to think it’s another Canadian thing lol. Glad you cleared that up :)
      January 4, 2020 7:44 PM MST
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  • I do not have a coffee table.  I have a glass-top cocktail table.
      January 4, 2020 8:06 PM MST
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  • Okay, so what’s on that then? :) 
      January 11, 2020 12:31 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Er, um, you’re not familiar with the underlying meaning of a glass-top coffee table?

      January 11, 2020 12:36 PM MST
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  • I thought It would just mean a glass top? You can put stuff on glass, Randy. 
      January 11, 2020 12:48 PM MST
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  • There!  Feel free to figure this hot mess out for yourself.
      January 11, 2020 3:45 PM MST
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  • Pretty!! I see purple :) 
      January 11, 2020 3:52 PM MST
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  • LOL!  Just ask Goat.  Purple frickin' everywhere.  I dropped one of my purple Nexium pills the other day and It took forever to find it.  It blended in with every g*ddamn thing.  It had landed against a purple picture frame.  Mine is a monochromatic world.     This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 11, 2020 4:08 PM MST
      January 11, 2020 3:57 PM MST
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  • 2836
    One of those remotes are mine and dude... I want to have sex with your chair! Look at that damn thing. LOL

      January 11, 2020 4:00 PM MST
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  • Lol, I just took a closer look at his chair... I can’t unsee the azz now :) 
      January 11, 2020 4:01 PM MST
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  • 2836
    HAH!
    You should see his sofa. Once a month we need to stick a tampon in between the cushions
      January 11, 2020 4:07 PM MST
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  • Lol :) POST IT!! 
      January 11, 2020 4:09 PM MST
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  • I know.  The back cushion looks just like a cute twink azz crack.  But dont be sticking your winky in my chair cushions.  You are soooo not house trained.
      January 11, 2020 4:03 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Dude! Your furniture is gonna get moderated! LMFAO
      January 11, 2020 4:06 PM MST
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  • My living room is not ready to play host to m2c.  Grrrr! 
    Quick put a Bible on the cocktail table
    but no MAGA hats.
      January 11, 2020 4:15 PM MST
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