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Benedict Arnold

Please list all the things on your coffee table right now? This is only one corner of my coffee table, so I have to log out and clean now.

Posted - January 4, 2020
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  • 11163
    There is 2 things - I don't want to say what they are because it might incriminate me but I can say they rhyme  with Kong and Rick. Cheers and happy first weekend of the New Year! 
      January 4, 2020 6:35 PM MST
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  • It’s legal here now :) cheers 
      January 4, 2020 6:36 PM MST
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  • 53529
    (There is are 2 things)


    Within the context of this particular sentence, 

     is = singular  
     are = plural
      January 4, 2020 6:49 PM MST
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  • Randy, he doesn’t like it when you do that. 
      January 4, 2020 6:51 PM MST
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  • 53529
    Jaimie, I don’t like it when he does that!  
    ~


      January 4, 2020 7:02 PM MST
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  • I know. 
      January 4, 2020 7:05 PM MST
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  • 11163
    Da blaw blaw?
      January 4, 2020 7:16 PM MST
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  • 53529

      (There is are two things)
      January 11, 2020 4:14 PM MST
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  • 53529
    1). I’m upstairs in the master bedroom, so I can’t see the coffee table, which is downstairs in the living room. 
    2). I ain’t about to crawl out from under my warm blanket just to answer this for you.
    2a). If Jane S had posted it, I would have run down there by now. Naked, if need be. (I’m jes‘ sayin ‘.)
    3). I think I can answer this from memory, so no need to budge. Two or three magazines, a fake plant, a doily under the fake plant, today’s incoming mail, a candy dish half full of chocolates ‘coz Ran-Ran cain‘t stay away from them, a carpet rake, and the cashier‘s check to pay the $5,750 bi-annual dues for Tilde Collectors’ Guild of Northern Hemisphere International.
    4). Notice there are no sandwiches mentioned?  You haven’t been doing your j.o.b.; I’m going to have to report this to Jane S as soon as she gets home. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 



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      January 4, 2020 6:43 PM MST
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  •  REPORTED FOR ALWAYS THROWING JANE S in my face... and having a doily. 
      January 4, 2020 6:45 PM MST
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  • 53529

      Who is this “Jane S” person you keep blithering about?  I don’t even know of anyone named “Jane S”!  Frankly, it sounds made up to me. Now please excuse me while I go down to the corner store for a pack of cigarettes. What do you mean you know I don’t smoke cigarettes?  Of course I smoke cigarettes, I have for years!  (Cough, cough.)


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      January 4, 2020 6:59 PM MST
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  • Newspaper.
      January 4, 2020 6:46 PM MST
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  • That’s it? Come over and organize my house please. 
      January 4, 2020 6:47 PM MST
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  • Lol.   Lucky question I suppose.  
      January 4, 2020 6:49 PM MST
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  • So I guess you’re not coming over -_- 
      January 4, 2020 6:50 PM MST
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  • Disappointing 
      January 4, 2020 6:53 PM MST
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  • Yeah, organize my house is code for break lamps. 
      January 4, 2020 6:55 PM MST
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  • Ohhhhhh.   :(
      January 4, 2020 6:56 PM MST
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  • Do you like my purse? 
      January 4, 2020 7:00 PM MST
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  • Show it to me
      January 4, 2020 7:00 PM MST
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  • come over and see it...you can put things in it. 
      January 4, 2020 7:01 PM MST
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  • :D
      January 4, 2020 7:04 PM MST
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  • 53529

      Er, um, did I give you permission to invite Glis over when I’m not home?  Did you even ask for my permission?  I would hate to think that I work harder to make this relationship work than you do. Grrrrrr. 

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      January 4, 2020 7:07 PM MST
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  • You just keep those alimony checks coming and don’t worry your pretty face about Gils. 
      January 4, 2020 7:09 PM MST
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