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Have you ever bluffed your way into something you clearly did not deserve? Just shot off your pie hole until you were in. ~

Posted - January 6, 2020

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  • 14795
    What do you think.....Ill allow you one guess ...:)
      January 6, 2020 10:31 PM MST
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  • 64
    No..im the quiet at the back watching This post was edited by Disguised at January 7, 2020 10:19 AM MST
      January 6, 2020 10:39 PM MST
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  • 46117
    No.  BUT.... Chryssie Hynde of the Pretenders had a very good song about it.  

    I'll get it for you.  The lyrics.  

    She says, (I don't have to get it, I remember that song) ... anyway, she says, "I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for." 


    Randy, you do not have to tell me you did not like the Pretenders.  I know.  They were very PUNK.



    Sorry Randy, I am just very UP there tonight.  


    The Pretenders Lyrics

     
    Play "Tattooed Love Boys"
    on Amazon Music (ad)
     
    "Tattooed Love Boys"

    The mid-twenty joys, around a heart that's black and blue
    The tattooed love boys, I tore my knees up getting to you
    Cause I needed to find out what the thing was for been reading
    But man the time came to explore

    I went ape wire, cause I thought
    Like I'd like it, little tease, but I didn't mean it
    But you mess with the goods doll
    Honey you gotta pay

    A good time was guaranteed for one and all
    The tattoos did target practice in the hall
    While waiting for their number to get called out
    I, I, I, I found out what the wait was about

    I was a good time, yeah, I got pretty good
    At changing tyres, upstairs bro
    I shot my mouth off
    And you showed me what that hole was for

    Now I see you all impressed and half undressed
    You got paint stick all over the scars and lumps and bumps
    Tattooed love boys have got you where I used to lay
    Well ha ha and too bad, but you know what they say

    Stop snivellin'
    You're gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man
    Oh, but the prestige and the glory
    Another human interest story, you are that


    Thanks to Jeff Mintz for correcting these lyrics.
     


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at January 7, 2020 10:20 AM MST
      January 6, 2020 10:52 PM MST
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  • 16762
    Hymn to Her was not the slightest bit punk. It's also one of the most beautiful songs ever recorded.
      January 7, 2020 12:30 AM MST
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  • 2836
    OK. I need to be very honest. I have worked for several large corporations and I did very well for myself.
    One has to bluff and bullsh*t to get what they want sometimes.
    Saying that, the answer is "Yes", I have.  In my defense, nothing ever came back to haunt me and it was not because of luck.
    I've always delivered
      January 6, 2020 10:55 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You are just a tattooed love boy.  
      January 6, 2020 11:01 PM MST
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  • 2836
    OMG! How did you know about my tattoos?! 
    Did you see my picture with my shirt off? lol
      January 6, 2020 11:10 PM MST
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  • 10026
    I have talked my way into places and situations and have worked hard to prove I deserved them. 
      January 7, 2020 10:22 AM MST
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  • 1893
    Yes indeed a number of times, a number of Situations
      January 7, 2020 2:33 PM MST
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  • 4624
     
    Nope - and probably missed out on many opportunities because of it.
    I've noticed men frequently get jobs this way. If they're smart they learn quickly and soon become competent.
    It's a balls thing I think -- takes testosterone to take risks.
      January 7, 2020 4:58 PM MST
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  • 1893
    I have a fair number of folks do this over my career.  Pretty much evenly split between Males and Females. 

    Most interesting person was a woman from OZ.  She had more Brass than an Indian Bazaar.  BS'd her way into a design job at a top fashion house, then proceeded to succeed.  Set her sights on a Hedge Fund Guru and landed him as well
      January 8, 2020 2:41 PM MST
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  • 4624
    I believe it.
    Some Aussies have an awful lot of bravado.
    Glad to hear your experience has been about 50:50 male to female. I wonder whether it's related to the industry you work in.
    Was it difficult to check their references and qualifications?
    How did you discover that they had lied their way into the position?

      January 8, 2020 3:30 PM MST
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  • 1893
    It was there on their CV.  No outright lies, just a lot of holes
      January 8, 2020 4:27 PM MST
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