Hmmmm, that long, huh? Well, it sounds as if it could be serious, so I'd better take a look. Let's just get this gown off of you . . . relax, relax, relax, I'm doctor, a trained professional! I'm sure you don't have anything I haven't seen on hundreds of other women before. Now, back to the gown.
It says in the Doctors' Creed that I must conduct an extremely thorough physical examination on you to ensure you get the right ponies for your physique. (Cough, cough,.) ~
Ignoring medical care is the number one factor in poor health. You can play cowgirl some other time . . . hey, wait! I have an idea where we can combine me playing doctor and you having your cowgirl fantasy all at the same time. Just let me slip out of this lab coat and street duds.
Feel it , ! no never.....I just stamped on it ,as I've heard those nasty Mamba trouser snakes can lead to unwanted nasty bumps developing quite quickly..:(