Did YOU feel it too? ~

  Hmmmm, that long, huh?  Well, it sounds as if it could be serious, so I'd better take a look. Let's just get this gown off of you . . . relax, relax, relax, I'm doctor, a trained professional! I'm sure you don't have anything I haven't seen on hundreds of other women before. Now, back to the gown. 



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Wait what? I didn’t know you are a doctor! I want two ponies now that I know you have doctor money -_- 

  It says in the Doctors' Creed that I must conduct an extremely thorough physical examination on you to ensure you get the right ponies for your physique.  (Cough, cough,.)
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Or you could just buy me all the ponies to be safe I get the proper one. I’m being helpful and save you some time. 

  Ignoring medical care is the number one factor in poor health. You can play cowgirl some other time . . . hey, wait!  I have an idea where we can combine me playing doctor and you having your cowgirl fantasy all at the same time. Just let me slip out of this lab coat and street duds. 


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Okay but I want to wear the stethoscope. Dr. Cowgirl.  

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  It doesn’t even begin to register until the thousandth time. I have to be sure you know what you want. 


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