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Randy D

Listen, I know I hired you to be my permanent sandwich-maker, but you’re taking the job a little too seriously.


  Let’s just cancel the contract and go our separate ways, ok?



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Posted - January 25, 2020
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  • 783
    Hey now, I make a damn good sandwich. Once you taste it, you will always want more of them. 
      January 25, 2020 12:45 PM MST
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  • 53509

      I’m just worried about how you’ll treat your sister-wives. I must have calmness and tranquility in my harem’s dungeon chambers. 


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      January 25, 2020 1:10 PM MST
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  • 783
    Oh, don’t worry. There will be utmost calmness. After all, it will be hard for us to fight when they have their tongues cut out and their arms severed. 
      January 25, 2020 1:24 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Hey, wait . . . their tongues are practically the most important part to me!  What good would . . . oh, never mind. You’re fired!



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      January 25, 2020 1:37 PM MST
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  • 783
    Hey now! Nobody fires Ondine and lives to tell about it. We’ll see how important tongues are when you are missing something else. 
      January 25, 2020 1:38 PM MST
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  • No, eat your sandwich and like it.

      January 25, 2020 1:10 PM MST
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  • 53509

      I’m calling the FBI. 
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      January 25, 2020 1:17 PM MST
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  • Stop being dramatic, that’s my thing.
      January 25, 2020 1:38 PM MST
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  • 53509

    The evidence team found this in your residence:



    You're going back to federal prison for this one.



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      January 25, 2020 1:51 PM MST
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  • I would never wear a lime green shirt and a blue skirt. YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME! You DON’T PAY ATTENTION TO ME! I’m calling Batman. 

      January 25, 2020 2:25 PM MST
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  • 53509

      That's your jail uniform, not a fashion statement. 

     Reported.  Warden, send her to segregation for 30 days!

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      January 25, 2020 9:49 PM MST
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  • 2836
    I may not be the right man for the Job, bru. First, no lettuce, tomatoes or onions grace sandwiches I make.
    It's all about the meat and cheese.

    This post was edited by Jon at January 25, 2020 10:03 PM MST
      January 25, 2020 6:46 PM MST
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  • 44619
    I KNEW you were going to fire me...

      January 25, 2020 7:01 PM MST
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  • 2836
    OMG  LOL

    See? You are not out of a job long.  HIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED! 
      January 25, 2020 7:48 PM MST
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