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Benedict Arnold

Do you think he’s going to attack me? I’m scared.

Posted - January 28, 2020
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  • 783
    Yes. Better get out your grenades. 
      January 28, 2020 5:57 PM MST
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  • I Would get some,  but I’m afraid to make any sudden movements at the moment. 
      January 28, 2020 5:59 PM MST
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  • 783
    Okay, okay, I’ll be right over. Just find a good place to duck and cover. 
      January 28, 2020 6:03 PM MST
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  • Hurry up!! I’ll hide behind the couch. 
      January 28, 2020 6:53 PM MST
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  • 783
    Oh shite, he just swallowed the grenade whole! I’m gonna have to get out the big guns this time. *Grabs chainsaw*
      January 28, 2020 6:57 PM MST
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  • Okay, just be careful not to ruin my couch. 
      January 28, 2020 6:58 PM MST
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  • 783
    Oops...too late. : ( 


      January 28, 2020 7:00 PM MST
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  • And I was worried about the dog -_-
      January 28, 2020 7:11 PM MST
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  • 10651
    I really don't think he is going to attack you but just to be on the safe side you should sing the Baby Shark song to him to show that you are friendly. Is that the dog you are dog sitting ? Cheers!
      January 28, 2020 6:02 PM MST
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  • That will just make him more angry -_- are you trying to get me killed?
      January 28, 2020 6:54 PM MST
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  • 10651
    I'm kind of like  Doctor Dolittle so I can almost guaranty it won't make him mad. Cheers!
      January 28, 2020 7:01 PM MST
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  • Lol cheers :) 
      January 28, 2020 7:11 PM MST
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  • 33031
    Feed him a snack. And he should warm right up to you. 
      January 28, 2020 6:16 PM MST
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  • I got him to sleep, I’m going to back away slowly. 


      January 28, 2020 6:55 PM MST
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  • 33031
    Cute. :)
      January 28, 2020 7:02 PM MST
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  • :)
      January 28, 2020 7:12 PM MST
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  • 46117
    He reeks of rabies that one.
      January 28, 2020 6:18 PM MST
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  • Lol. 
      January 28, 2020 6:55 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Yorkies have been known to kill and eat babies. I once knew an elderly lady named Mildred. She would fall asleep in he recliner  watching Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy after dinner. Mildred passed one warm summer eve in her sleep. The neighbors heard her litlle yorkie dog barking incessantly one day. Mildred had not been seen for several days so the police were called for a welfare check. Upon arriving they were confronted by the stench of death

    As the ontinued to investigate,   they were horrified to have discovered Mildred (or what was left of her) ssitting in her chair still clutching a glass of diluted whiskey and water in her blue withered hands.   A puddle of her body fluids formed around her on the mauve, low-pile carpet in a starburst formation.  Sitting on her flat, breathless chest was her prized little yorkie, Pinocchio.  His muzzle blood-encrusted. He had been feeding on her face. Days latter after the coroner's report, it came to pass that Pinocchio had eaten her dentures.  Poor little Pinocchio had sensed her last meal of tuna helper,  furiously attempte to salvage the pieces of fish lodged between her teeth to sarisfy the pains of starvation gnawing at his gut. This post was edited by Jon at January 29, 2020 9:26 AM MST
      January 28, 2020 6:50 PM MST
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  • Oh mah gawd! He’s staying with me for a couple of weeks. if I disappear from here,  you’ll know what happened -_- why can’t my friends have labs like normal people. 
      January 28, 2020 6:57 PM MST
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  • 23158
    (or cats)

    :)



    From Cat-Lover WelbyQ
      January 28, 2020 7:18 PM MST
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  • Idk, some cats can be psychos too. ;)  
      January 29, 2020 4:56 AM MST
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  • 23158
    True, ha! :)
      January 29, 2020 6:05 AM MST
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  • 2836
    I promise I'll send out the RCMP if you go AWOL. LOL

    Your friends are trying to murder you



      January 28, 2020 7:42 PM MST
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