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What is a prize you would not like to win?

Eg. a 5 year's supply of free anti-freeze if you are a resident of Florida,  2 years free sessions in a sun tan salon for a dark skin person,  100 pounds of steak for a vegetarian...

Posted - January 30, 2020

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  • 52903

    A Braille encyclopedia, given to me by a clairvoyant.
    Hairball removal therapy; I’m human and do not own cats.
    A mail-order bride. A bit difficult to explain to my WIFE, thank you very much.
    A year’s worth of non-transferable gynecological exams; I’m a dude.
    A 7-course dinner at the Vegemite Cafe, complete with mayo chasers and avocado deserts. Self-explanatory. 



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      January 30, 2020 5:47 AM MST
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  • 10449
    What contest offers a mail order bride for a prize?
      January 30, 2020 9:34 AM MST
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  • 52903
    How am I supposed to know?  The question only references the prize, not the method by which it was determined nor administered. 
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      January 30, 2020 2:54 PM MST
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  • 10449
    Darn.  I was hoping to enter it (this place needs a good cleaning).
      January 30, 2020 6:09 PM MST
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  • 52903
    Lol!
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      January 30, 2020 7:36 PM MST
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  • A lifetime supply of Spam. 
    A one way trip to Tierra Del Fuego.
    Gift card for a tramp stamp.
    A 24 carat gold shoe horn.  
    Dinner with Donald Trump 

      January 30, 2020 6:25 AM MST
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  • 52903
     LOL, I love the one about the tramp stamp!


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      January 30, 2020 6:48 AM MST
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  • OOoooo Sexy!!  
      January 30, 2020 8:14 AM MST
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  • 5391

    A ”ski weekend” anywhere.

    No one I know despises all things winter as much as I do. 

      January 30, 2020 6:43 AM MST
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  • 44173
    A case of rosary beads.
    A year's supply of chewing tobacco.
    100 Russian rubles a week for life.
    Dog fur slippers.
    A platinum nose-hair trimmer.
    An all expenses paid trip to Beijing.
      January 30, 2020 7:35 AM MST
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  • 7776
    The smallest micro-penis in North America.
      January 30, 2020 8:17 AM MST
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  • 6023
    ... any prize I wouldn't/couldn't use, I'd just sell.  lol
      January 30, 2020 12:19 PM MST
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  • 16197
    A week's vacation in Homs.
      January 30, 2020 5:28 PM MST
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