I kinda feel like she would keep guys like you down there in her dungeon to yell at you about uteruses, hot stones, and some Buddha hippy shizzat. Yep, scary stuff.
I can tell you all again the story of my grandparents' creepy old spider-webby dungeon of a basement. One day, when I was a kid, I was sweeping up their messy basement in their old 1800 gothic style house. I opened some cupboards. Some had shelves full of fruit jars with strawberry jam, others were full of coins! It seems that grandpa saved all his silver dollars and smaller change. I told my parents about the 'treasure' I found, and within 24 hours, all the coins were counted and in the bank. I don't know the actual total, but it was something over $4000 and that was the early 60's.