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Randy D

Pregnant women: are you pregnant right now? (A poll.)

1. Duh.

2. Of course.

3. Of course not.

4. No. Just no. 

5. There’s something terribly wrong with you.

6. I plead the fifth.

7.  Only in your dreams.

8. Decline to answer.

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Posted - February 4, 2020
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  • 783
    I’m not a pregnant woman yet, but I’m hoping to become one this fall. 
      February 4, 2020 5:29 AM MST
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  • 53503
    You’ve ruined my poll. 

      February 4, 2020 5:43 AM MST
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  • 783
    How so? You ain’t getting any pregnant women posting here. There are like six users on this site and most are menopausal. 
      February 4, 2020 5:49 AM MST
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  • 53503

    Do I have to pack a bag, fly over there, get you pregnant, fly back, all just for the sake of your eligibility to answer this poll?  Oh, okay. (Sigh.  The sacrifices I make for this danged website . . . )


    ~
      February 4, 2020 5:55 AM MST
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  • 783
    If it’s not too much to ask, I’d also like to be wined and dined beforehand. This post was edited by Lady Ondine at February 4, 2020 10:33 AM MST
      February 4, 2020 6:36 AM MST
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  • 53503

      Just don’t make it a habit, you understand?




      (Sigh again.)
    ~
      February 4, 2020 6:49 AM MST
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  • 783
    That better be a gourmet burger with the works and a spiked milkshake! 
      February 4, 2020 7:34 AM MST
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  • 34251
    1.
    Lol. Believe it or not every nonmenopausal woman is considered pregnant every month. Because we use the first day of last period to determine due date. The first 2 weeks of pregnancy is the woman's body preparing for conception. 

    When a woman is 8 weeks pregnant, the baby is only 6 weeks from conception. 

    I know that is probably too serious for you. But oh well.  Have a ~. 
      February 4, 2020 5:48 AM MST
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  • 1893
    I will ask the Doc and Resident Labradors - me thinks they are not

    Image result for labrador puppies

    This post was edited by Archerchef at February 4, 2020 10:37 AM MST
      February 4, 2020 10:36 AM MST
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  • Hmmpf! 

    This question is sooo hetero-sexist.  Did it ever occur to you that Goat and I have been trying forever to have a sweet little winged offspring of our own?  Boy have we tried.  Over and over and over and over. 
    LOL!

      February 4, 2020 11:46 AM MST
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  • 11102
    Well when I got my wife pregnant we had done it wheelbarrow style maybe that will do the trick for you. Cheers!
      February 4, 2020 11:55 AM MST
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  • 1817
    i thought i was pregnant last month but it was actually a big ol poo
      February 28, 2020 9:57 PM MST
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