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If Randy D badly needed a skin graft and the doctors determined that you are the best match,* from which part of your body would you donate?

*I know, I know, it’s not medically sound nor scientifically wise, but work with me here for the sake of the joke. 




Companion question:

https://answermug.com/forums/topic/99737/if-for-whatever-medical-reason-you-needed-a-skin-graft-what-par
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Posted - February 5, 2020
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  • My butt.

    That's not an insult. It's some of my softest, best skin and I have plenty to spare. :P
      February 5, 2020 9:37 AM MST
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  • 10026
    I don't think that is weird at all!
    Oddly enough, that was my third choice of places.
      February 5, 2020 10:18 AM MST
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  • 53526

    *Note to self: immediately remove Nevan’s name from Christmas list . . . 



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      February 5, 2020 8:49 PM MST
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  • 11092
    My armpit. It seems appropriate.
      February 5, 2020 10:31 AM MST
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  • 53526


     Hey!




      February 5, 2020 8:37 PM MST
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  • 10026
    My skin is really clingy.  It seems to like all the muscles and bones it protects.
    BUT, for you Randy, I would peel some off.  Hmmmm. 
    I once gave a skin graph to myself from my inner forearm to my pinky finger.
    I almost cut that finger off.  It was not one of my brightest moments.

    In turn, I would offer my left forearm skin if you needed some.

    Then again, it depends on how much skin you needed.

    What is the going rate for skin these days??
    There may be a cost included...

    NOoooo.  I would happily donate if you needed some.
     
    Take more vitamins and you may grow more skin if I know where this joke is going....
    ;) :) This post was edited by Merlin at February 6, 2020 12:24 PM MST
      February 5, 2020 10:32 AM MST
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  • 53526

      I want yours. 


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      February 5, 2020 8:38 PM MST
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  • Damn it!  I wish my parents had saved my foreskin.  It'd come in so handy at a time like this.
      February 5, 2020 10:44 AM MST
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  • 10026
    I was dancing around this same answer and a size comparison with pinky and forearm.

    On the same page!
    I love you Boom Boom Twinkle!!

      February 5, 2020 10:52 AM MST
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  • 53526
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      February 5, 2020 8:39 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Expressions DO speak louder than words!
    Even with your shortcomings, I love you too, Randy D.  
      February 6, 2020 12:01 PM MST
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  • 53526


      Thank you, my friend!  Hey, wait, WHAT shortcomings?  Grrrrrrr.




      February 6, 2020 10:22 PM MST
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  • 783
    I'll donate the whole pelt of someone else and just pretend it's mine. 
      February 5, 2020 11:34 AM MST
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  • 53526

      Cheating!

    I’m calling the Health Department, you vampire!

    :(
      February 5, 2020 8:41 PM MST
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  • 10026
    But clever.
    You must know that beavers are superior to vampires.
    ;) :)

      February 6, 2020 12:03 PM MST
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  • 10026
    My hat is off to your expertise.

      February 6, 2020 12:04 PM MST
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  • 13395
    If you lost skin from your fingertips I would donate skin from my toe tips so then when police came to finger print you that would prove your innocence. 
      February 5, 2020 8:25 PM MST
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  • 53526

      Weird but clever. I like it. 


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      February 5, 2020 8:42 PM MST
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  • 13395
    We got 'em baffled. 
      February 5, 2020 11:08 PM MST
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  • 5391

    Isn’t it a bit cavalier to presume we would just willingly hand over a parcel of our skin (!) simply because we happen to be the only known match. 

    Where’s the counteroffer, buckaroo? What’s it worth to Randy D? 
    It seems perfectly matched human skin doesn’t grow on trees. 

      February 5, 2020 8:52 PM MST
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  • 53526

      February 5, 2020 10:12 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Have you taken to using 24 karat gold* to make your point?
    Do the egyptians know?
     
    *I'm afraid there may be a hyphen needed.


    This post was edited by Merlin at February 6, 2020 2:49 PM MST
      February 6, 2020 2:47 PM MST
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  • 10026
    And money too!  The leaves are very important.  I would love to have a leaf of your tree if you would be so kind...
      February 6, 2020 12:14 PM MST
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  • 5391
    It is a tree of many, many leaves. No skin, though. 
      February 6, 2020 2:15 PM MST
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