I have spent the morning harvesting vast amounts of lavender, and pleasantly smell strongly of it now. 

Did you sit on my hat?  

You need to use unbrellas a lot in Scotland, and need several to match your different outfits.  At presnt I have :Black and SilverWhiteClear with grey bitsVintage 1952 with brown and beige bitsOrangeClear with white frilly bitsturquoise with little b...  moreYou need to use unbrellas a lot in Scotland, and need several to match your different outfits.  At presnt I have :Black and SilverWhiteClear with grey bitsVintage 1952 with brown and beige bitsOrangeClear with white frilly bitsturquoise with little brown foxesNavy with pink flowersNavy and whiteBlue with the Union Jack FlagPink and turquiseGreen and Purple   

Who is my handsome oobly boobly baby boy?  It makes him roll over and show me his ample and hairy tummy. 

If you want to get into it, do you have to get out of it?

Does that mean you don't want to be a sugar daddy?

If they are intelligent, easy on the eye, and can support themselves, then why not?

Open bottles of wine and mix me a decent gin and tonic :) 

Hi Welby.  Mrs C messaged me about this site, and I thought I would give it a go. How has life been treating you.  Are you looking forward to the reboot of the Twilight Zone? 

I live in south eastern Scotland on the coast, but know Inverness very well.  I will be in Banff this summer for the first time.  I spend a week every June in Braemar, which is up in that part of the world. 

I would teach my cat how to get his own breakfast and clean his litter tray so he does not try to get me up so early in the morning. Cats would take over the world if they had opposible thumbs and would be our masters. 

I know is he not a real serial killer, but Mads Mikkelson as Hannibal Lecter does it for me n

Good to see you here, and thanks for alerting me to this site. I have noticed a few of my favourits here today. 

One group of guys at work said I favoured another group over them.  It's simple, the accusers are mean and nasty wheras the other guys are approachable and friendly.  Of course they are my favourites.  I would need to be some sort of masoch...  moreOne group of guys at work said I favoured another group over them.  It's simple, the accusers are mean and nasty wheras the other guys are approachable and friendly.  Of course they are my favourites.  I would need to be some sort of masochist to feel otherwise.