and not ruffle feathers, write one about one of your AnswerMug friends.“Missing from suburban home: large, heavy-duty, fireproof, reinforced steel deluxe model storage unit, ... moreand not ruffle feathers, write one about one of your AnswerMug friends.“Missing from suburban home: large, heavy-duty, fireproof, reinforced steel deluxe model storage unit, was filled with valuable and irreplaceable punctuation items at time of disappearance. If the contents can be recovered in their entirety, the strongbox itself is less important. Wife of owner may have hired a hauling company to remove this property from the home while husband attended an Anti-mayonnaise rally; divorce proceedings have been initiated. Handsome reward offered, no questions asked.”“Shovel-ready plot of land available on outskirts of town, priced to sell, quiet and out-of-the-way area far from prying eyes and nosy neighbors. Buyer must agree to build immediately, several tons of concrete and a towering steel structure are required, but please disregard the freshly-dug spots that appear to be shallow graves. All transactions concerning this deal will be conducted at night, come alone, and no recording devices.&... less
Move along, move along, there’s nothing to be seen here, folks! Please just go on about your business, keep it moving, go... more The honeymoon just may be over, folks.
Move along, move along, there’s nothing to be seen here, folks! Please just go on about your business, keep it moving, go to your homes, please, this is just routine, nothing you want to see! Clear the sidewalks, please . . .~
