All Republican surrogates are rigidly inflexible. All Democratic surrogates are equally rigidly inflexible. They do NOT show an ounce of independent thought or original... more All Republican surrogates are rigidly inflexible. All Democratic surrogates are equally rigidly inflexible. They do NOT show an ounce of independent thought or originality. They parrot the same words with the same tempo(FAST) and intonation (LOUD). Repeatedly. Can't the campaigns afford more creativity? Why do they settle for average/ordinary/typical/predictable/tedious/monotonic?