Category: Unicorn Questions.I read this one, sorry... I know, I got a really horrible taste in jokes...The Religious Cowboy The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was m... moreCategory: Unicorn Questions.I read this one, sorry... I know, I got a really horrible taste in jokes...The Religious Cowboy The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a unicorn walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the unicorn's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the unicorn. "Your name is written inside the cover." less
Category: Unicorn Questions.Surfing the web, I found this funny song, and even funnier the interpretation of it, all made as a joke. But, what about those unicorns, what happened t... moreCategory: Unicorn Questions.Surfing the web, I found this funny song, and even funnier the interpretation of it, all made as a joke. But, what about those unicorns, what happened to them?
A long time ago, when the Earth was greenThere was more kinds of animals than you've ever seenThey'd run around free while the Earth was being bornAnd the loveliest of all was the unicornThere was green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornThe loveliest of all was the unicornThe Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him painAnd He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to doBuild me a floating zoo,and take some of those...Green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornDon't you forget My unicornsOld Noah was there to answer the callHe finished up making the ark just as the rain started to f... less
