Category: Unicorn Questions.I read this one, sorry... I know, I got a really horrible taste in jokes...The Religious Cowboy The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was m... moreCategory: Unicorn Questions.I read this one, sorry... I know, I got a really horrible taste in jokes...The Religious Cowboy The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a unicorn walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the unicorn's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the unicorn. "Your name is written inside the cover." less
Category: Unicorn Questions.Surfing the web, I found this funny song, and even funnier the interpretation of it, all made as a joke. But, what about those unicorns, what happened t... moreCategory: Unicorn Questions.Surfing the web, I found this funny song, and even funnier the interpretation of it, all made as a joke. But, what about those unicorns, what happened to them?
A long time ago, when the Earth was greenThere was more kinds of animals than you've ever seenThey'd run around free while the Earth was being bornAnd the loveliest of all was the unicornThere was green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornThe loveliest of all was the unicornThe Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him painAnd He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to doBuild me a floating zoo,and take some of those...Green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornDon't you forget My unicornsOld Noah was there to answer the callHe finished up making the ark just as the rain started to f... less
Category: Quizzes.We all know the cliches. Find out where you fall in the lady-loving spectrum! On request third and last of a round of quizzes today. Take part if you like quizzes... moreCategory: Quizzes.We all know the cliches. Find out where you fall in the lady-loving spectrum! On request third and last of a round of quizzes today. Take part if you like quizzes. Leave if not. If you do, add your results and descriptions in the comments below. Enjoy!Link: What kind of lesbian are you?Me: The Literary FeministYou are The Literary Feminist! It's not that you hate men, it's just that you don't see the need for them. You are not afraid to speak your mind and educate those around you on important social issues. You would fit in well at an Ivy league women's college and probably were on a debate team at some point. If you have a tattoo it is most likely a quote from a female author or a bird. Slam poetry readings at a local coffee shop are your go-to place to pick up women. Seeing a girl reading a book gives you a boner. Three cheers for smart womyn! less
Category: Quizzes.You probably are! On request second of a round of quizzes. Take part if you like quizzes. Leave if not. If you do, add your results and descriptions in the commen... moreCategory: Quizzes.You probably are! On request second of a round of quizzes. Take part if you like quizzes. Leave if not. If you do, add your results and descriptions in the comments below. Enjoy!Link: Are You a Good Kisser?Me: The Perfect KisserYou're the Perfect Kisser! Your skills are admired by all your romantic conquests! You know just what to do to make em go crazy!
