I work at a very nice spa. I do massage. A giant, enormous man came in and asked to have his lower back worked on.He was solid muscle. I asked him what he d... moreI work at a very nice spa. I do massage. A giant, enormous man came in and asked to have his lower back worked on.He was solid muscle. I asked him what he did and he told me he was a cop. He was the most pleasant, easy-going soul imaginable. That is not the story.I had him face-down ( thank god) and I was working on his legs and I was bent over him and choked on some spit in my throat and coughed and the spit went all over his leg.I massaged the spit into the leg. What could I do? I could not tell him what happened. I think he knew, but did not say anything about it. He tipped me ten bucks.I mean WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? There is no way out. I just prayed he didn't notice because if he did and didn't say anything, that is better than him not knowing and me telling him what I just did.See what I'm saying? Accidents do happen. Even farts.I'm sorry, Giant Man, it was a pleasure serving you. less
