I really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another w... moreI really do learn from my mistakes. Honest, I do. But, dammit Janet, sometimes my mouth starts moving before my brain kicks into gear. I know not to ask another woman if she's pregnant. I know!While on vacation, I was shopping with a friend at TJ Maxx. Went into the dressing room to try on some tops and there was a lovely young woman who was working in there. She was clearly pregnant. Beautiful, perfectly proportioned woman, not an ounce of fat on her, and a pronounced belly. So, I asked her when she was due. She told me she wasn't pregnant. As I apologized profusely, looking like the complete idiot that I am, she told me very nicely not to worry about it, that people said that to her all the time, and it was just a fat stomach. THEN, I wanted to say, "Hey lady, I think you better get to a doctor because if that there ain't a baby, then you must have yourself a big a$$ed tumor!" But, I was good. I shut my big forking mouth, and slunk a... less
*I already know some wiseguy or wisegirl will merely count each letter in a capital city's name and call it a day, but what is being asked for is the first letter in each word that... more*I already know some wiseguy or wisegirl will merely count each letter in a capital city's name and call it a day, but what is being asked for is the first letter in each word that makes up the city name. For example, Bógota (Colombia) will not work because it only has one word. Washington, District of Columbia (United States of America) only has three capitalized letters. The "of" is lowercase.
Only the capital cities of countries will be considered, not any of the other types of capital cities within a country.~ less
