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Can you all loan me some food?

Posted - March 15, 2020

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  • 5808
    Trade you some frozen peas
    for some toilet paper.
      March 15, 2020 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Peas? You must be vegan. Ok. I'll take the peas.
      March 15, 2020 5:59 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Yes, but I don't want it back once you've processed it....:(  
      March 15, 2020 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Yes? WHOO HOOO!!!
      March 15, 2020 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I don't no  **** from anyone.....hehe. 
      March 15, 2020 6:16 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    No but I could teach you  how to snare wild game and how to make flour from Skunk cabbage roots. Cheers!
      March 15, 2020 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Sure, but not the sandwiches. Those stay with me. 


    ~
      March 15, 2020 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Sensing that you're an honorable guy, I'll take whatever you have. Not including the sandwiches.
      March 15, 2020 7:09 PM MDT
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  • 11005
    Sorry. I'm hoarding it for the coming zombie apocalypse.
      March 15, 2020 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Won’t Covid19 eat the zombies, thereby saving humankind?

    ~
      March 15, 2020 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 11005
    That should be COVID-19.
      March 16, 2020 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    LOL
      March 16, 2020 6:54 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    I knew there had to be a silver lining.
      March 16, 2020 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Sure...I have some six year old cans of soup and some leftover science projects in the fridge. Help your self.
      March 15, 2020 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    They found some unopened cans of food from old Artic expeditions that were at least 100 years old, when they open them the food was still edible .....:)
      March 15, 2020 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Wow.
      March 16, 2020 6:53 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    No,not Whale....it's was corned beef I think.....:) 
      March 16, 2020 6:57 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    I once asked a pharmacist what is done with prescription medication that expires before it's sold.  He said it's retested to see if it is still good.
    (I got the impression the testing was done by the manufacturer---I didn't ask for details.) 
      March 17, 2020 1:44 PM MDT
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  • 16781
    Yes, but you will have to fetch it personally. I'm in Australia.
      March 15, 2020 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    I was in Melbourne a few years ago.................in November! It was Africa hot there, but I go where the food is..............maybe.
      March 15, 2020 9:45 PM MDT
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  • 16781
    Serves you right. Melbourne is the only place on Earth where you can get four different sorts of bad weather on the same day.
    I live in Adelaide. Everybody who doesn't live there disses Melbourne.
      March 16, 2020 2:54 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    I was on a business trip the past two weeks. Cleaned out all perishables before I left and figured I'd do a grocery trip when I came home. LMAO Oops. I tried to place an online order for groceries yesterday. The computerized system doesn't let you order things that are out of stock- they don't even appear as choices. I put together a huge order and got a call back that they only had 20 of the 120 items I ordered. :/

    So, I thought... "Ok, I'll go to the store on Monday when the kids are in school and everyone is at work." HA! School is now canceled indefinitely and everyone I know is telecommuting. I have a case of granola bars, some eggs of questionable age, and some leftover pizza. And coffee. Thank Zeus for coffee. Or I would die. 

    The moral of the story- if you want some granola bars, I can spare a couple, but we'll be living exclusively off those and coffee until the crazy stops. 
      March 15, 2020 10:38 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I thought the same as you and decided to go food shopping on Friday thinking people would be at work and the kids would be in school.  The Walmart supermarket didn't have one available cart in the parking lot or outside the store.  People were walking out with carts so full you'd think there was never going to be another food delivery.  So, I went to Target and couldn't even find a parking spot, let alone a shopping cart.  Finally, I decided that it would be best to wait until mid-week but that will mean that if I can't do a full shopping, I will definitely be out of milk, bread and eggs.  
      March 15, 2020 11:58 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    It's so crazy out there!!!
      March 16, 2020 9:17 AM MDT
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