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Benedict Arnold

Has anyone ever thrown a turkey at you?

Posted - March 19, 2020
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  • 14795
    No,I never get flipped the bird...:) 
      March 19, 2020 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    No, I won them at a turkey bingo. 
      March 19, 2020 6:02 PM MDT
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  • O 69
      March 19, 2020 6:27 PM MDT
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  • 11183
    No but I wish someone would,  Then I would egg them on so that they throw another one at me then I would have 2 free turkeys, Cheers!
      March 19, 2020 6:04 PM MDT
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  • Free turkey is best turkey.
      March 19, 2020 6:26 PM MDT
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  • No, but one flogged the hell out of me once. :P
      March 19, 2020 6:18 PM MDT
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  • My condolences.
      March 19, 2020 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I bet you got a Cob on with that....did it also make you go Cold Turkey too ? 
      March 19, 2020 6:30 PM MDT
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  • It gave me corn penis! xD

      March 19, 2020 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I do hope you're not going to use that on EAR...:) 
      March 19, 2020 6:49 PM MDT
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  • I shuck my kern in private, thank you! 
      March 19, 2020 6:56 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I take it that you get a visit from the Stork daily then..:) 
      March 19, 2020 7:01 PM MDT
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  • More kids than Feodor Vassilyev. xD
      March 20, 2020 10:22 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    I was attacked by a goose. He bit me on the thigh.
      March 19, 2020 7:50 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I think you should have got a Doctor to have a Gander at where it bit you...Beware that the Doctor might Bill you if the police don't get the Goose before a Beak for its waddle to the clink....:)
      March 20, 2020 1:05 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    I've had one of those old steel irons thrown at my head. That's about it.
      March 19, 2020 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Maybe they were just trying to iron out some wrinkles first as a kind of practice before getting to the board ...:) D 
      March 20, 2020 1:08 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Only metaphorically; weak arguments, false assertions, nonsensical statements. Some debunked, others dismissed without trial. 
      March 19, 2020 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 17625
    Not yet, but there's still time...
      March 19, 2020 9:11 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    Yes indeed I have had Frozen Turkeys pitched (thrown) to me.

    For Thanksgiving we used to buy around 80-100 frozen Turkeys to give to our Employees every year.  Me and my cousins were the ones Voluntold to unload the Truck and put thses Bad Boys in the Walk in Freezer on the ranch.  We were also Voluntold when our shift was to hand out Da Birds.

    So yes we were flipping the Birds to say thanks to our Help, Full time and Seasonal This post was edited by Archerchef at March 20, 2020 2:49 PM MDT
      March 20, 2020 10:11 AM MDT
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