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Do you think Jesus made any jokes?

"Manna?" Yo...I make fish outta that stuff.

Posted - March 24, 2020
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  • 5391

    What sort of person could have lived to adulthood without ever cracking a joke of some kind. Would that person be worth following? 

      March 24, 2020 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    You couldn't make that up could you....May be "IT" just recorded it on "It's" Tablet....:)D
      March 25, 2020 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Clearly, it was the Gospel writers who made it all up...
      March 25, 2020 5:00 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Out of boredom or desperation maybe....
      March 25, 2020 5:26 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Can’t dismiss wishful thinking, or outright intent to deceive, either. 
      March 25, 2020 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I'll going to go with deceive ...Where ever there is deceit there is also money Lurk'ing close by or more likely power....
      March 25, 2020 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    You mean like, "A couple of Romans walked into a bar ..." This post was edited by SpunkySenior at March 25, 2020 10:02 PM MDT
      March 24, 2020 9:43 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    And both said 'OACH" .....:) 
      March 25, 2020 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    Of course He did, but those aren't the parts anybody remembered.
      March 24, 2020 10:09 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    No! These religious types are in no way, funny people. Quite boring actually.
      March 24, 2020 10:16 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    I've met lots of funny non-boring religious people. Keep looking!
    :)

    And, if not, we both still have Eeyore. I don't know why he popped into my mind now but, as I've said before, I enjoy knowing you like him just as much as I do. :)

    Image result for Eeyore

      March 25, 2020 10:59 AM MDT
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  • 7795
    I almost literally look like Eeyore in the face. LOL
      March 25, 2020 11:08 AM MDT
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  • 23641
    That is SO great!
    :)
    You've got it MADE in life!
    :)
      March 25, 2020 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 16829


    He left it to Peter, who turned it into a clown car.
    "The disciples were praying in one Accord for God's will to be done."
     
      March 24, 2020 10:25 PM MDT
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  • 23641


    He strikes me as a guy who had a sense of humor. And I bet his mother had humor - - 

    Mary  (to her young son) -- "C'mon Jesus -- pick up after yourself! Were you born in a barn or something?"







    EDIT: I can't take credit for this; someone else said it but I think its hilarious. :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at March 26, 2020 6:22 AM MDT
      March 25, 2020 10:55 AM MDT
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  • 16829
      March 25, 2020 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Ha!
    :)
      March 26, 2020 6:20 AM MDT
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  • Justin Bieber :P

      March 25, 2020 12:12 PM MDT
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  • 1305
      March 25, 2020 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Is that your wiener ,or are you just pleased to sea me.....:( 
      March 25, 2020 4:08 PM MDT
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  • That's my lil chub. xD

      March 25, 2020 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Uh --   nothing to be laughing at and pointing at with a body like that.
    :)
    I'm in no way a size queen anyway.
    :)

    My mind can't place who the laugher/pointer is?
      March 25, 2020 5:01 PM MDT
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  • Some guy used in memes all over the place.
      March 25, 2020 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Cool.

    Thanks!

    (He sort of looks like Mario Lopez to me, ha!)
    :)
      March 25, 2020 5:07 PM MDT
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