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Benedict Arnold

Would you dive into a giant vat of baked beans for $84?

Posted - April 9, 2020
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  • 2128
    No because it reminds me of drowning in molasses much like The Great Boston Molasses spill. No. Yuck! Good one!......Wait..Is it hot?, How deep is it!..Are you going to pull me out after two seconds? ..Can I get out myself? Is there a shower right there? Will I instantly suffocate or not be able to move? No way..Wait..200-1000 dollars is more like it. No. Maybe. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 9, 2020 8:21 PM MDT
      April 9, 2020 7:18 PM MDT
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  • In and out, no submergence. The beans are lukewarm.
      April 9, 2020 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 11112
    No but if they sweetened the deal  and offerd  $84 plus all the baked beans I could eat then I would dive in. Cheers!
      April 9, 2020 7:20 PM MDT
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  • You got it.
      April 9, 2020 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Yes, I’d do that for $75. 
      April 9, 2020 7:33 PM MDT
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  • That's the spirit.
      April 9, 2020 7:42 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I like this better than drinking the hot dog water question other week. 
      April 10, 2020 8:51 AM MDT
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  • 53509
     Pics or it didn’t happen.  Hold that pose; I want to get your good side. Oh, wait . . .


    ~
      April 9, 2020 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Freak! You would be into that -_- 
      April 10, 2020 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Thanks, but it doesn’t seem very sandwichy to me, so I’ll have to pass. 

    ~
      April 9, 2020 7:48 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Are they vegetarian?
      April 9, 2020 8:22 PM MDT
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  • Beans don't eat things, they don't even have mouths.
      April 9, 2020 8:25 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Ha Ha!

    I'll rephrase: 

    Is there any dead animal flesh in them there beans you be talkin bout? 
      April 9, 2020 8:29 PM MDT
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  • No, just regular old bean juice.
      April 9, 2020 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    I'll do it. I despise baked beans, but I'll do it. The current bid is $75? I'll do it for $74.99. 

    You hear that, Jaimie??? I underbid you!!


      April 9, 2020 8:36 PM MDT
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  • We got a contender.
      April 9, 2020 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Wtf?? i thought we are friends, Savvy -_- this is payback for all the dibs I’ve called on you over years, isn’t it? 
      April 10, 2020 8:53 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Exactly. 

    :P
      April 10, 2020 8:56 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Only if you consider the Weiners in the beans already , meat you meet...  :)D 
      April 9, 2020 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    So far the only one going in is Jaimie, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have a 'weiner'. :)
      April 9, 2020 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    There would be no arm in looking before I leap though I presume.....:) 
      April 9, 2020 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Jaime keeps turning down my wiener offers; I think it has something to do with our fake online divorce . . .


    :(
      April 9, 2020 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Maybe she's into foot-longs or bratwurst? 
      April 10, 2020 8:00 AM MDT
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  • 7408
    Lol :) 
      April 10, 2020 8:53 AM MDT
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