Not long after I moved here. The previous owner had decals across the door at eye level....you know...so no one would walk into the door. I, of course, was having none of that. I removed the duck decals and cleaned the glass doors. The next day I effectively walked into the door and saw stars. I will not put decals on the door but I have cellular blinds on the door and always leave it down at least enough to get my attention before walking through that door. I have grown to hate sliding glass doors. I wish I had replaced both of mine with a two window one french door unit when I did the renovation. It was going to be really expensive so I didn't.
OK, smartypants. When was the last time you slid into a walking glass door, eh?
This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at April 18, 2020 10:49 PM MDT
Funny you should ask. It was just a couple of weeks ago. We'd had a nice cool spell, so the windows had been open. The first day it warmed up, I closed the sliding glass door, then immediately forgot about it. You know the rest of the story. I wasn't hurt and no one else was here.
This post was edited by CallMeIshmael at April 18, 2020 10:48 PM MDT
If it ever happens again just pretend you are doing a mime in a glass box act then people won't laugh at you because nobody thinks mimes are funny. Cheers!
This post was edited by Nanoose at April 19, 2020 11:15 AM MDT
In about 1983, I'm 60, I was playing chess with this dude In his kitchen and I think maybe he lost. Suddenly his friend comes over and we all walked out in the patio. I think I stayed a little longer to finish off my beer but than I tried walking back inside and Boom! He and his friend had a good laugh on me! I'm like what the..
This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at April 19, 2020 11:27 AM MDT
Thriftymaid 