(By the way, I’ve changed my mind and the divorce is off. I’ve fired the divorce lawyer and I’ll be home by dinner time. Oh, and you’ve been moved up on the list from number 11 to numbers 1 and 2, respectively.)
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This post was edited by Randy D at April 19, 2020 11:45 AM MDT
Wait, before you and I split for good, at least introduce me to your friend, the tall black lady in the photo! Jaimie! Jaimie, tell me who she is! Jaimie, can you hear me? Just give me her name, I’ll do the rest!
You can trade boy cooties for Sea monkeys on traders dotty dot dot com. 5 boy cooties gets you 1 sea monkey which is a pretty good deal because sea monkeys can dance but boy cooties can't. Cheers and happy weekend!