Guys...wife says shave all your body hair or no more fun. How do you react? Head hair is OK.

I would tell her that's unreasonable because I can't reach all my body hair and I ain't gonna try to. She is welcome to shave the hard to reach parts. 

  Either I  . . .

That‘ll be the day. My wife would have to have had a severe head trauma to suggest this. 

If I wanted a hairy Guy ,I'd get my own Gorrila....But for the fact the Guy the Gorrilla died in London's a Regents Zoo .long before I was born I believe.....he was apparently HUGE....

Ari would take that as an outrageous request.

He'd say no with no hesitation.

But I'd never ask.
In my view, how a person grooms and presents themselves is part of their self-expression;
they have the right to appear as they choose irrespective of what others think.

BTW bookworm, I know another guy named Ari and he is a super nice guy who works at a Greek sub shop restaurant. Hey Ari! Is Ari Greek? This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 11, 2020 9:36 AM MDT

Mixed feelings. I am very hairy on my whole body. Too hairy if you ask me, but that doesn't mean I would want no hair at all.