Do you like piña coladas?

Yep; but getting caught in the rain not so much

Nah, I'm more into champagne.  

No---never have cared for the taste of coconut.

im allergic to pineapples 

I  do but only if they come with a tiny paper unbrella. Cheers!

Yes, but leave out everything but the rum.

I find the words to the 'Pina Colada' song to be defective.  When she discovers her boyfriend is the person responding to the ad, she says; "Oh, it's you'.  That is silly. There is no sense of surprise or shock there.  That's like saying; "oh, big deal". That kinda kills the amazing story that the song brings. They probably went home and slept in separate beds, no tender lovemaking like the listener would expect. 

  I do not drink alcohol. 

How about you, do you like them?
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