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Nanoose

Does anybody know of a song that will help with constipation?

Because of a stomach flu I have been constipated for the past 3 or 4 days so I'm hoping there is a song that will  help. Cheers!

Posted - May 6, 2020
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  • 52954

     I cannot. Sorry, and I hope you’re able to work things out. Oops, poor choice of words. 

      May 6, 2020 12:25 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    Ya I have been taking a laxative hopefully that will help soon. I have never been constipated  in my life so it's really getting to me. Cheers!
      May 6, 2020 12:32 PM MDT
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  • 52954

      If it’s your first time being constipated, it’s most likely also your first time using a laxative. Drink plenty of water, eats lots of green leafy vegetables, and most importantly, be patient enough to give the laxative time to work. It could take several hours, especially depending on the type of laxative and your own body chemistry/physiology.




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      May 6, 2020 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 7919
    If you do the dance with it, I bet this one will work. :D
      May 6, 2020 12:36 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    That probably would work but I have 2 left feet so the only dance I can do is the Robot. Cheers!
      May 6, 2020 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 52954

      Please don’t do that dance inside your house, Nanoose, do it on the back patio or garden, and have the water hose standing by! Jes’ sayin’.


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      May 6, 2020 1:40 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    If I did the Macarena outside I would get kicked out of the hood but that hose gave me an idea  and it's not about clean up. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 8:22 AM MDT
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  • 44232
    Enema?
      May 7, 2020 9:58 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    No no. He wants to take a dump, not vomit.
      May 7, 2020 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 52954

      Or both. 

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      May 7, 2020 8:13 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    Huh ... "stomach flu" always has the opposite effect on me.  LOL

    As for a song ... 
      May 6, 2020 1:13 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    Perfect song. Cheers!
      May 6, 2020 1:17 PM MDT
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  • 32700
      May 6, 2020 1:52 PM MDT
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  • That was gonna be my answer. :D
      May 6, 2020 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    Figures Weird AL would have a song about constipation - I always liked his songs. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 8:32 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    You could try practice  belly dancing,  that might help shake it down. 
      May 6, 2020 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    Ya but belly dancing makes my thighs look fat. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 10469
    May I suggest Prune River?

    Prune River

     

    Prune River, poured into a glass,

    You look like pureed grass, how nasty!

    Oh, poop maker, you clog breaker

    However you do it, please do it right fast.

     

    Bowel blockage, somewhere in my colon

    This gross stuff should finally set you free.

    My belly is starring to distend; here I go, it’s going in. 

    It’d better come out the right end, Prune River, in me.

    This post was edited by Shuhak at May 6, 2020 8:08 PM MDT
      May 6, 2020 2:48 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    And beans beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot. I haven't even been able to pass gas and normally all it takes is a pull of my finger. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 8:48 AM MDT
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  • 44232
    I hope this isn't removed before you see it.

      May 6, 2020 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 10534
    I got to see it and I  don't think it should be removed because it had a happy ending. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 9895
      May 6, 2020 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 44232
    This song makes the one I posted look like crap.
      May 6, 2020 5:38 PM MDT
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  • 9895
    I think it already looked like crap. :)
      May 6, 2020 6:15 PM MDT
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