Discussion»Questions»Human Behavior» Why does your place smell so strongly of bleach? And why do you have that heavy-duty plastic tarp and the shovel in the back of your van?
And since when did you start gardening at night? You must be new at it; I’ve never heard of anyone digging a pit so deep for marigolds and cucumbers. What is that, four feet deep?
Um... planting under moonlight has been shown to increase the vitality of certain plants . And everyone knows that the key to getting a good crop of veggies and flowers is to have a good root cellar... I mean system. While most recommended a hole of 3'x4', I alway go for 3'x6' ... just to be on the safe side.
I knew you were coming, so I had to mask the smells of Vegemite and avocado. The tarp and shovel are for handling all the bs that will be talked about tildes and grammar. I'll package it and sell it as fertilizer.
Ok, I’ll dig the hole like you asked me to, but it makes me nervous to have you standing there behind me while I do it. Everyone remembers what happened to “Eleven Toes” MacGloshiemer when he left town to go do that job with you in Tegucigalpa . . .
Shuhak 