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Have you ever suffered a sandwich-related nightmare?



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Posted - May 12, 2020

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  • 6988
    Yes. In grade school, I would sit down with my buddy at lunchtime. Every day he had a boloney sandwich. That sandwich had the overpowering smell of garlic. It would gag a maggot. It was awful.
      May 12, 2020 12:36 PM MDT
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  • 13257
    Growing up Jewish, we didn't eat bread during the eight days of Passover. Making and eating sandwiches on matzah was a total mess!
      May 12, 2020 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 4631
    No.

    The closest I've ever had to a nightmare about food was the result of a consultation with a vet.
    That day, I'd just bought a microscope and a tome on equine helminths from him.
    He'd shown me how to make a fecal float from fresh horse manure, how to prepare it as a slide, which lens to use on the scope, and how to adjust it.
    Then I'd spent hours looking at the book's photos of intestinal worms and reading about them.

    That night, I dreamed of a plate of spaghetti pomodoro.
    The strands of pasta started to move with a will of their own.
    I woke in fright.




    This post was edited by inky at May 12, 2020 1:50 PM MDT
      May 12, 2020 1:18 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    No, but my worst nightmare is that I would have to actually make sandwiches! Hate it with a passion!
      May 12, 2020 1:47 PM MDT
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  • 52931

      You still haven’t signed those divorce papers I sent you a couple of weeks ago when you first dropped this bombshell on me. Grrrrrr. 

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      May 12, 2020 1:55 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    But I have other talents, so I am sure you don't 'really' want a divorce :P
      May 12, 2020 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 52931

    Oh?  Perhaps I was a bit hasty . . . 

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      May 12, 2020 3:06 PM MDT
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