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Detective: “So you only know him as Randy D? Oh, yes, we’ve heard that name before. Listen, did he ask you to do anything, well, weird?”

 

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Posted - June 1, 2020
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  • 8214
    Can I draw you a picture, there are no words to describe his favorite samich. 
      June 1, 2020 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 53526


     

      Morning!  Don’t talk to them!  Don’t tell them anything about me!  Don’t give up any sammich secrets!  Arrrrgggghhhh!

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      June 1, 2020 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Well, ok, I won't tell them that you want your lettuce cut into your favorite animal shapes and you  make happy faces out of a slice of cucumber and raisins and stick that in your sammich because you like "happy sammiches." I won't tell them that. 
      June 1, 2020 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      Folks, I just don’t understand why it’s so hard for me to find good help around here. Sob, sniff. 


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      June 1, 2020 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    hahahahahaha don't cry, it will be ok.  
      June 1, 2020 8:48 PM MDT
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  • 5451


    Sorry, Detective.  All of his weird requests are strictly confidential. 
      June 1, 2020 11:00 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Hey, wait a second! Detective, I swear to you that I don’t know who this woman is, I have never seen her before in my entire life, so any claim she makes that I had some kind of deal or arrangement with her is a blatant attempt to smear my good name!  I want the record to be clear that I deny her allegations, and denounce her 100%!  I am appalled and insulted that anyone would accuse me of participating in such vile and immoral acts as the ones her outfit suggests!  Grrrrrrrr. 












    ((((Pssssst!  Miss Livvie, my regular Friday night appointment is still on, right, Ma’am?))))

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      June 2, 2020 5:38 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Sorry sweetie, your leash isn't that long; It goes to the end of the driveway, that's all. 
      June 2, 2020 3:31 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      B...bu...but, but 


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      June 2, 2020 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    No but's, hahahahaha
      June 3, 2020 2:54 AM MDT
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  • 16835
    No, Officer. All the weird stuff he asked me to do was perfectly normal. For him.

    (Psst, when do I get the tildes you promised me?) This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 3, 2020 10:46 AM MDT
      June 2, 2020 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      You turned me in? How could you squeal on me like that?  I never took you for a stool pigeon!  Wait until the boys hear about you ratting me out, your life won’t be worth a plug nickel on the streets!  Grrrrrrrr.

      June 3, 2020 2:49 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    not yet
      June 22, 2020 2:38 PM MDT
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