I didn’t and haven’t crashed my car several times. What I wrote about today was another guy hitting my car with his in January of 2017. He crashed into me, not the other way around.
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You noticed! See, folks? She does care about me! (I’m so happy.)
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If I were a quitter, you might feel less attracted to me.
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That’s just your brain talking. If you do like I do and just let other parts of your body guide you . . . wait, it’s much much better if I explain it to you in person. I’ll be right over.
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Morning Honeydew, you’re on!
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Ladies, ladies, ladies, please! No need to fight, you have to remember, the D in Randy D stands for dere’s plenty of me to go around!
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