When I marry the tree trainer next week, what do you think should be the first dance song at our wedding?

I haven’t heard that one, I’ll have to search it up. 

Good, thank you. 

  I give it about three weeks, four at the most.

~

Jealous, reported. 

 

  Fake weddings for delusional brides to non-existent grooms don’t make me jealous. 

Lying, reported. 

 

  Being accused of fake news about fake weddings for delusional brides to non-existent grooms who don’t make me jealous doesn’t mean anything to me anymore.
~

Lying, reported. 

Could happen....yes. 

Lol perfect, and which are you congratulating me on? My fame divorce from Randy or my fake wedding to the tree trainer? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at May 21, 2022 6:34 PM MDT

What is a fame divorce?
:|

How should I know? 

You wrote it!

Wrote what? 

Scroll. Up. 

(Sheesh, do I have to do everything for you?)

Both!

:)

Thank you :) I’m very happy about both :) 

Good, thank you. 

Okay, thanks Pearl.