Rest easy, Jaimie. You’ll always have your connection to Randall D to comfort you during this difficult and trying time.
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Translation: “He’s so right! I don’t know why I don’t just look at the positives first. Silly me. To thank him, I should go into my basement and make a zillion mustard sandwiches for him while I wait out these ten days. He’s really a saint.”
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You’re right Randy! I’m so lucky to have you in my life. My first self-isolation project will be to write a list of all the ways my life has improved since our last divorce.
Too many typos to count. Our remarriage is now called off.
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Hold on now, I don’t want any vodka in my mustard sandwiches. Sleep it off for a few days before you start making them, please.
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Why don’t you do something to help me? Grrrrrrr.
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The owner of the company I work for is so very generous, he’d probably pay you to self- isolate with me if I asked him to lol. I’m actually not allowed to be on social media anymore though because of my new contract. I don’t really think this counts because it’s not real name social media, but I’m not really sure. I’m going with a don’t ask don’t tell policy so I don’t have to quit this site like I had intended a month or so ago. So I can’t ask him to pay you....Okay, I’ve only been in self-isolation for about 12 hours so far and I’m already starting with the long rambles. I don’t think this going to go very well for me. I probably would have just been home tonight anyway but I don’t like it when I have to be.
Ugh. The thing I don't get is why everybody who worked there covered for her and did her work for her until the boss noticed it and nobody, including my mom ever thought to tell her maybe she should take some time off work. Double ugh.
Randy D 